How much does a nuisance really cost?
My roommate, Brandon, has discovered that the only reason that he would raise money for any investment is to pay me $50,000 to use chopsticks and only chopsticks as my sole food utensil for the rest of my life.
At worst it would just be occasionally very inconvenient. Maybe I would start eating a lot of finger foods.
In other news we are not sober.




